Boozy Suzy the Fortune Telling Floozy

Suzy , 78 , of no fixed abode is a insane drunken harpy with bladder control issues - however in her increasingly rare moments of Sober lucidity she fraudulently claims to be psychic. Despite reeking of urine and being an obvious charlatan we at Just Ram It have bought her on board to answer your problems and dilemmas and to take advantage of grieving friends and relatives who are gullible enough to believe a demented old hag can actually "pierce the veil to the other side" and speak to your Husband Cyril. (Just Ram IT, accepts no liability of any kind for the outpourings of this maniac , in fact we take no liability for anything) Suzy's Mail Bag - Issue One 30/07/2003   Here is the first of Suzy's mailbag , just for the record I had to have a tetanus jab after this because she bit me when I went to get the copy. Slack titted bitch. suzy rants

Capricorn Dec 22 -Jan 20 your nocturnal antics are fast getting y more    Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 18 your fourth failed suicide attempt has b more    Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Your feeling trapped of late, your life  more    Aries Mar 21 - April 20 They say a picture paints a thousand wor more    Taurus April 21 - May 21 It's time to put your house in order not more    Gemini May 22 - Jun 21 My special Psychic Love and counter insu more    Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 Johnny is always running around trying t more    Leo Jul 23 - Aug 23 If you are unsure of yourself in a situa more    Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 22 your friends and family may laugh at you more    Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23 Perhaps it's time to start Budgeting you more    Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 The best way to NOT impress work colleag more    Sagitarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 despite your protestations otherwise can more     Boozy Suzy's weekly Horrorscope