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Boozy Suzy the Fortune Telling Floozy

Suzy , 78 , of no fixed abode is a insane drunken harpy with bladder control issues - however in her increasingly rare moments of Sober lucidity she fraudulently claims to be psychic.
Despite reeking of urine and being an obvious charlatan we at Just Ram It have bought her on board to answer your problems and dilemmas and to take advantage of grieving friends and relatives who are gullible enough to believe a demented old hag can actually "pierce the veil to the other side" and speak to your Husband Cyril.
(Just Ram IT, accepts no liability of any kind for the outpourings of this maniac , in fact we take no liability for anything)

Suzy's Mail Bag - Issue One 30/07/2003
 
Here is the first of Suzy's mailbag , just for the record I had to have a tetanus jab after this because she bit me when I went to get the copy. Slack titted bitch.


suzy rants

boozy suzy
Stars for Capricorn  Capricorn Dec 22 -Jan 20
your nocturnal antics are fast getting y more
 
Stars for Aquarius  Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 18
your fourth failed suicide attempt has b more
 
Stars for Pisces  Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Your feeling trapped of late, your life  more
 
Stars for Aries  Aries Mar 21 - April 20
They say a picture paints a thousand wor more
 
Stars for Taurus  Taurus April 21 - May 21
It's time to put your house in order not more
 
Stars for Gemini  Gemini May 22 - Jun 21
My special Psychic Love and counter insu more
 
Stars for Cancer  Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Johnny is always running around trying t more
 
Stars for Leo  Leo Jul 23 - Aug 23
If you are unsure of yourself in a situa more
 
Stars for Virgo  Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 22
your friends and family may laugh at you more
 
Stars for Libra  Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Perhaps it's time to start Budgeting you more
 
Stars for Scorpio  Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
The best way to NOT impress work colleag more
 
Stars for Sagitarius  Sagitarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
despite your protestations otherwise can more
 
 
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