I, like almost everyone, have spent many many years being a self absorbed, tiresome, carping, petulant,egocentric,whining fucking dipshit.
It’s the human way.
Now I don’t expect this to ever really change, but eventually in every life comes bad news that cannot be drunk away or smoked under the carpet.
So you have to metaphorically put away those childish things…
This isn’t about the size of your TV or how under appreciated you feel at work, it’s not about how many friends you have on Facebook or how even running the hoover around once in a while feels like a massive Sisyphean task that you need to yelp about.
It’s not about who slighted whom at a dinner party, Elaine in Accounts payables reluctance to answer the phone which you just..”don’t see why you should have to do”, or the fact that you are using a throw away internet blog to address something serious because essentially you are an idiot.
Eventually life has a nasty habit of focusing your attention on the people and things that really matter.
That’s not to say that we have any intention of turning away from the petty griping, the tiny slights, the seemingly inconsequential issues that require hours of frenzied debate and the general minutia of why you are wrong and we are right..
But once in a while you have to take a beat..
And this is that beat
For those who know who they are…
But be aware tomorrow we still continue to ride for Mexico and freedom..so put that Pepsi Max down and concentrate both of you.
Mexico … that’s the Decapitated Head playground of the world right now.
Can’t we go to St. Barts?
George, is this about Keith Hernandez falling asleep in the broadcast booth during that extra-innings game vs. the San Francisco Giants?
I can’t tell you how pleased I am that you’ve taken such a keen interest in NY baseball affairs. We need a man of your keen insight in our wheelhouse.
I’ll be falling asleep at the Yankee stadium on Satuday, with a $10 beer to hand
life goes on my brother.
I could read too much into this, the similarities are obvious. But I know what you’re getting at and why. Some things are much more important… most things in life is trivial tripe and meaningless shit. All the best mate… if I can call you that.
Only just seen this Mr Scarper.
All the best to you my lad as well.
All of this is so
deep.
Fanfare.
Beating of drums.
Huge fart in Do Major.