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Marooned in Cyberspace with no social skills the world is seeing a dramatic rise in lonely Virgins with no ability to function outside of their internet communication.
Please picture the scene , in their heads they are like Neo , Guilty of every computer crime there is a law for , shadowy faceless warriors pitting themselves against injustice.
In reality , tubby misfits hunched in darkened rooms , surrounded by crusty tissues and old Pizza Boxes.
Skin Pallid and unsanitary , furrowing their brows as they try to get Daddies Credit card to be accepted at Suicide Girls.com.
On a brighter note the chances of them breeding are slim to non existent.
for example - www.nooneunderstandsme.blog - Jamie in Vancouver and His daily journal.
18 August 03
Current Mood - Frustrated (758 days straight)
Listening to - Placebo
Masturbating over - Avatars.
Went to the hospital again today to have my facial Boils drained , fifth time this month but they don't seem to be getting any better. The Doctor told me the official condition is 'acne Vulgaris' but he has suggested that when his paper on me is published next month they may have to find a new name for extreme cases.
I can Hear Momma in bed with that Bartender again
The Blonde Nurse was there today , I think she likes me , I overheard her saying that , 'draining the pus out of that kids face makes me feel physically sick' , But Cletus , he has kissed a girl, and he says when they say stuff like that or 'no get off me' or spray you with mace , they mean yes really.
Her breast in her Tight Starched uniform brushed my shoulder today and I got a boner , I was wearing those Shorts that Shrunk but I don't think she noticed, I was surfing the net and I don't think your Johnson can get smaller but I will keep measuring it every day.
On the Bus on the way back some little snotty brat asked her Mother 'what's wrong with that boys face' , I would loved to have pulled out one of my .50 calibre Desert Eagles and blown her clean away , 'cept i don't have one.
I saw Kelly , my sister, in her panties last week , she was fully dressed when she came over , the silk felt soft against my skin.
Failed the English Remedial Test again , Mrs Hall said she had never seen it 15 times and she might have to consider more stringent procedures.
I don't know what stringent means but it sounds like she might like me too.
I came in my pants today.
I hate Becky Carlin and all her crowd , when they Break and Reset My Jaw next Month I will definitely start going to the Gym , I think without the Underbite i might ask her to go bowling or something , I wonder if she is in to Warhammer , it can't do any harm to ask.
I cry a lot at night
Me and some of the guys from the Forum invaded a place called 'brawl hall ' today , it was really cool , we posted like 100 times in an hour and then they 'switched servers' and their dumb site went down , we OWNED them.
One Guy called Pinhead nearly wet himself when I said he was a queer , Man He really melted down , i mean changing servers , how lame is that.
I hate Myself and want to die.
Todd from the Pizza place is coming over later , hope he brings that great Weed again , but I aint sucking him off , I saved up some money so I can pay for my share this time. Any way I think there's something a bit Gay about a guy coming in your mouth , not that it doesn't taste good but I wouldn't want the forum guys to find out.
God Hates Me and my Hump.
See Teenage angst is no laughing matter , this is just one of the many e-mails , websites and letters that arrive at Ram It towers every week.
Normally we have break out some good Cognac and Cigars and have a laugh riot about once a fortnight.
But please please send funding immediately to help these poor souls, we hope to start a charitable foundation for the lost.
We believe through savage beatings and brutal mockery we can help them to readjust to a life where sexual encounters or god forbid a relationship, are a tiny tiny speck of light on the horizon given the right level of ,Rohypnol , Alcohol and Darkness.
Rather than the absofuckinglutely no chance they have at the moment.
remember , your large denomination Bills give them all a chance.
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