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I hate Jamie Oliver , i have many many reasons , and there isn't enough space on the web for me to log them all.
His smarmy TV show , "pucka this, pucka that" , his adverts for Sainsburys, his mock cockney wanker accent - his SCOOTER,
the fact that he has all his mates round to his fashionably distressed loft apartment for tapas and weak lager, "oh look he's got a chinese friend and a black friend and a martian friend and they all look like male models " Ram it.
However recently i have noticed a worrying trend from friends and random idiots that since he did his last show , Jamies arsewipe , or whatever that it shows he's "alright really", "he had a really hard time trying to get those underpriviliged kids to cook you know".
SO
don't give me that, there is not a chance i'm letting that tosser off the hook , so what if he helped kids , so what if he used his own money , its money he conned out of gullible twats like you.
I dont want young offenders cooking my dinner , same as i don't want them in my house or removing my spleen.
If he'd taken 15 young offenders, let them kick him senseless while shouting Pucka and then stolen his crash helmet all on Television for my enjoyment then maybe just maybe i'd consider it ,
but he didn't he set up "jamies kitchen" , WELL RAM IT - young offenders and deprived children should be locked up and given freezing showers until they get over it, not given catering training from a greasy haired millionaire fuckwit.
I cannot express the ways Jamie Oliver needs to ram it.
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