Why is this?

[mack]

Perhaps Iffy would like to explain why some muslim parents withdraw their children from music lessons at school?
According to a BBC report, some muslim children are being removed from music lessons, because learning to play a musical instrument, "narrows your grave and blackens your heart" say some of their imams. As these lessons are part of the school cariculam, this practice is ilegal. It is however, being overlooked by education authorities. For the sake of race relations!

I've never heard so much bollocks in my life. God forbid, if one of us non muslims should keep our kids from school, because the local priest didn't like something. Your arse woldn't touch the ground. We'd be in court and kids placed in care.

One rule for them and another for us..

[Fitzburger]

If playing instruments ""narrows your grave and blackens your heart" it may explain why Ms Scarlett gave up on guitar but this grave narrowing, how does that work?

[mack]

Fuck knows. Maybe they have to put you in sideways or something...Or it's just an excuse to bunk off school. like the dog ate my home work book sir. Or they just want to be devisive and cause friction and be fucking awkward. Fucking malakas.

[mack]

Just had a thought. This grave narrowing. Must be for suicide bombers, as they're not very big when they get planted.

[Fitzburger]

I was thinking that if one were to be buried alive a narrow grave might hinder one's attempts to escape if you can't get enough purchase on the sides, but I'm sure Ifty and his kind would never be so cruel.

[Reggie]

This thread has been declared haram and anybody that posts in it shall be considered an enemy of Islam

[mack]

Wouldn't want that to happen would we? Oh shit..

[Fitzburger]

Fuck 'em. I'm putting a lapsed Catholic Fatwa on Ifty and the camel he rode in on.

[mack]

Just send some jehova's round his house Sunday morning.

[Reggie]

Fatwa Rap...thats where its at

[summer of george]

Fatwa Rap...thats where its at

Unidentified luggage (got the world in motion)

You've got to duck and dive
Buy peroxide or lime
You can be black or brown
But get to the tube line

They'll always chase you and slot you
Step back mind the track
Theres only one way to confuse gung-ho armed police
Brazilian with a back pack

Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm an Afghan man
And what you're looking at
Is the Rushdie plan

We ain't no hooligans
This is a Fatwa song
3 nine mills in my chest
They got my identity wrong.

[Reggie]

Dear Salman Rushdie, with your satanic verse ?
Infidel motherfucker goin straight in a hearse ?
I base all my fatwahs in the name of fear
And I need a jihad, so I want to be a paperback burner,
Paperback burner.

[mack]

Go to France, sur le pont d' Avignon dance.
don't matter if you is a sweet shop workah
dey is gonna ban da burkah. Innit.

Don't matta if you is a marta, makin, bombs or mines.
make your biatch wear one you is gonna get fined. innit.

[Den of Iniquity]

Fatwa Rap...thats where its at

Unidentified luggage (got the world in motion)

You've got to duck and dive
Buy peroxide or lime
You can be black or brown
But get to the tube line

They'll always chase you and slot you
Step back mind the track
Theres only one way to confuse gung-ho armed police
Brazilian with a back pack

Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm an Afghan man
And what you're looking at
Is the Rushdie plan

We ain't no hooligans
This is a Fatwa song
3 nine mills in my chest
They got my identity wrong.

This is too good to be left languishing in the dustbin.

[summer of george]

This is too good to be left languishing in the dustbin

Perhaps, but thank you for spotting it..I shall leave it here as I have stolen your Topcat joke and used it in a revised form in other "social media", forgive me.

If you feel the need to send me a topless photograph to even things out..I understand, obviously.