I've just realised

[TheDave]

I can't validate nearly 7000 posts and 4 years of my life ...

Here's to 4 more.

**tops up the vodka and coke**

[Fitzburger]

I thought you were a wine and shandy drinker in touch with his feminine side

[TheDave]

Well, there is a wine and vaginal part of me - but i prefer to use that on women.

[stainesgirl]

oooh its scary when you add it all up isn't it?

we seriously should consider getting lives outside of the internet, but there again, it all sounds like a lot of effort

[TheDave]

i have one. it involves excess beverages and getting close to ladies parts.

that's what makes the numbers all that much worse ...

[stainesgirl]

Well fuck me, I've just noticed its my 4th year JRI anniversary too tomorrow


Where has the time gone?!

[Barbara Conker]

Didnt you know? JRI is actually a scientific experiment where you are cryogenically frozenso that strange men in white coats fiddle with your bits during timed thawings of your cryo stasis. True you know.

[The Bra1n]

Time just flies, doesnt it? I cant believe that it's been over 5 long years and dozens of posts since I charted a brave new course of frivolous writings and musings here @ JRI. It seems like it was only yesterday when George promised to give me a small cut of the millions from the deposed royal family of Nigeria that he was assisting and working with if only I would sign up here and post a few a times.

Speaking of which, hey George, i know that the legal process takes a long time and all that but any word yet on when the Imperial Court of Nigeria is going to release those funds to you? I thought they just needed to verify your identity and bank account? The world's largest cruise ship just pulled into port here and you know how i like to let the champagne flow on the high seas, brah. Heh heh heh

[The Scoundrel]

Time just flies, doesnt it? I cant believe that it's been over 5 long years and dozens of posts since I charted a brave new course of frivolous writings and musings here @ JRI. It seems like it was only yesterday when George promised to give me a small cut of the millions from the deposed royal family of Nigeria that he was assisting and working with

5 Years and 47 posts? Just what percentage of this Nigerian cash do you think you deserve you lazy Floridian twonk? George has been sweating his balls off trying to put this deal together including smuggling half the royal family over the border in a Tarantula infested banana crate and you think you can waltz in here staking a claim with your meagre input? Not a chance in hell matey

[The Bra1n]

Time just flies, doesnt it? I cant believe that it's been over 5 long years and dozens of posts since I charted a brave new course of frivolous writings and musings here @ JRI. It seems like it was only yesterday when George promised to give me a small cut of the millions from the deposed royal family of Nigeria that he was assisting and working with

5 Years and 47 posts? Just what percentage of this Nigerian cash do you think you deserve you lazy Floridian twonk? George has been sweating his balls off trying to put this deal together including smuggling half the royal family over the border in a Tarantula infested banana crate and you think you can waltz in here staking a claim with your meagre input? Not a chance in hell matey

Trying to muscle your way into my cut of the cash, are you? Now you see here, my man.. it aint going to happen. George is an honorable man of his word (at least that's what he told me). I was the one who drew upon my considerable legal knowledge from watching Matlock for 12 years and suggested to George that he provide the requested information in an affidavit form so that it would be readily acceptable by the Nigerian courts. Just ask him and he'll tell you, that right there probably saved him from having to make an extra trip before the court.

Don't take your frustrations out on me and my contributions here just because you woke up this morning in a puddle of your own piss, saw a bunch of empty beer cans around you and then suddenly remembered that Liverpool crashed out of the Champions League.

[The Scoundrel]

Spineless deflection and typical uneducated Scouse football lame by knuckle dragging, alligator resslin, swamp dwellin, fat arsed American throwback noted. If at any point you'd like to explain how your contribution to the site over 5 years and claim to the riches contained herein can amount to less than 50 posts without sucking all the finish off your patent leather strap on sandals and not ripping Georges arse hair out as you remove your tongue then please feel free sir. After all, we live in a country where even the servants can have their say (at the proper times of course) unlike your god forsaken mound of cattle dump where you still burn your niggers instead of cooking them through properly then please go ahead but do stop bleating, it's painful.

[TheDave]

this would be even better if it was a Bi-Polar nic switcher ...

[stainesgirl]

Bi-polar people get 2 nics? Cool. Am off to re-register..... no wait, I already have another one......