On this weeks Champions league...

[bazman]

Cristiano Ronaldo and Didier Drogba are women

Frank Lampard and John Terry are at least trannys and perma-pouting donkey, Rio Ferdinand is a
spoilt little girl.

Barcelona played Chelsea off the field last night.
They tried to play them off the field last week with skill and champagne football but Chelsea
bullied them and still managed only to secure a goalless draw.

So last night Barcelona said, "Ya wanna play dirty? OK - let's be 'avin ya!" (cos they came over
all cockney like) and not only did they outcheat the cheaters but they managed to play just
enough champagne football to take the win and make it through to face a side with a couple of
cheaters of their own in Cristiano Ronaldo and co.

The night before, Arsenal just didnt show up.
The result flattered Manchester United.
Adebayor, Fabregas, VanPersie, Arsenals' big players simply did not play.

Cristiano Ronaldo is not unplayable - he is simply a hatcher who seems to bring out the worst in
flaky goalkeepers, the most recent case in point being Dunky lookalike, Almunia.

The antics of Drogba and Lampard during the game last night were shameful.
Lampard on all fours waiting to be spit-roasted by Terry and Cole for 5 minutes holding up the
game was pathetic and Drogbas' full-on toddler tantrum throwing fanny attack was simply,
infantile.

Their thuggish assault along with Michael Ballack on the referee and his officials after the game
is reason enough to ban them for life.

Drogbas' womanish pouting into the camera, his use of obscenities and his use of the word
"disgrace" to describe any other human being is hypocritical to say the least.

Those so-called football players are an insult to football.
Those so called sportsmen are an insult to sport.
Those so-called men are an insult to manhood.

They are spoilt, overpaid, over-pampered and over-estimated and hopefully will push a few more
fans away from soccer to rugby as has already evidenced itself in the last couple of seasons by
ticket receipts in rugby stadiums accross the UK and Ireland.

Cristiano Ronaldo is at least the equal of any of those Chelsea whores - his full-on toddler
tantrum throwing at least the equal of Drogbas', his glory-hunting refusal to defend makes
Drogbas' occasional foray into his own 6-yard area seem noble and the greasy Portuguese
ponces' flat refusal to acknowledge his team-mates instrumental contribution to his incredible
good fortune goes against the grain of the very notion of team sports.

His last goal on Tuesday night was nowt more than a tap-in - Rooney and Park, two workhorses in
the centre did all of the hard work as usual and Forrest Ronaldo did nothing more than run.
It's a shame.

I'd have liked to see Arsenal versus Barcelona in the final but that would have been a lot of
arse (arce - geddit?) - not really - at least then we might have seen a game of football between
two teams who treat the game like the art it should be.

Alas, we got ManU, who do have artistic players but if Tuesday nights game was anything in the
way of an indicator of what's to come, Fergusons' tactics will be to stifle the game, hit them on
the break and bully them into submission.

In short, whatever duty those people have as role models to the children who look up to them as
heros or their responsibility to provide entertainment to an exorbitant fee paying public, they
are supposed to be men, human beings if you insist and that is simply no way to be carrying on.

rafter
baz

[Den of Iniquity]

Frank Lampard and John Terry are at least trannys

Funny you should say that

http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/



This pic has NOT been photoshopped.

[TheDave]

You both get my thanks for very diffent reasons.

Baz a most astute view of proceedings and pretty accurate to boot!
You wait, there is going to be a testimonial for the West Ham Academy Director in which Lampard and Terry have agreed to play for West Ham. They are going to die if the crowd gets their chance ....

And Den. Thankyou, just thankyou.
It still looks a little fake ... but, who cares!

[bazman]

Den, JAYSUS!

Dave, thanks.

[Reggie]

Transexual in Warrington holy fuck ! I'd rather be a door to door bible salesman in the Swat Valley

My mate put "Chelsea" into his sat nav and it said "2 minutes from Rome"

[summer of george]

I'd have liked to see Arsenal versus Barcelona in the final but that would have been a lot of
arse (arce - geddit?) - not really - at least then we might have seen a game of football between
two teams who treat the game like the art it should be.

I said much the same this week and couldn't agree more.

Good work.

[TheDave]

Ronaldo and Diego (of Werden Bremen) remind me of the 'artisans' in football i hate.
Diving Theatrical Bitching Cunts.

And Gary Neville of course. Weasel Tashed little bitch.
I'd love to kick his ass.

[Reggie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-wQI4Ua ... re=related

[TheDave]

dear lord.
people have way too much time on their hands ..