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What The Hell Is ThatAll and everything we could not put our finger on where it should reside, call it misc, call it random whatever! Just Ram It.
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Really, Concern is our middle name
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Hello good evening and welcome to the Return of the JRI.
This time it's even more incompetent and haphazard than before...but with a touch of old skool.
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A Relative Noobie to the Forum, Rosbif, asks some rather delicious questions about whether flogging your nuts off isn't just a waste of time, when you could be a scrounging cunt.
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At last...what so many have been waiting for..in invitation into the boudoir of the Bazman.
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that dreaded time of year is near and naturally bazman has something to say about it...something you need to hear
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A letter to the consumer association of Ireland - THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
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Women - A Request
Once again MajicM comes to the rescue of us allowing our quest for clinical obesity and the right to stay in fucking bed to continue.
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no really....i lost my appetite
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we just can't help ourselves - more Harry Potter fan-baiting from bazman
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Repetative, unfunny bollocks with bad grammar, poor spelling and no point....as usual
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Can't Shit?..Won't Shit?...
All round weirdo Cocodamol Lil feels your pain and reveals a little bit too much information for my liking.
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A long, and essentially meaningless amble through the world of Broadsheet newspapers where i lose the plot after about four words and never return, but i do call Pete Doherty a twat...so there is an upside, except i just revealed the best bit of the article in advance....damn i'm ring rusty.
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Received any sentimental chain emails recently? Been wondering if you should break the chain and not pass it on? Read on as Ms Scarlet has a thought or two on the matter.
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Judgemental - that's right! the boss of you tells it like it is as ever. This time turning his impeccably tasteful eye on computer games.
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Cyclists, sort it out or get off the road.
So cycling is enviromentally friendly & cheap, Paranoid Eyes does not think so!
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non smokers = The Stupid
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Former doyen of Monkey on Toast and knower of things dappled and varied MajicM invites you...
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It would appear that mothers are not happy with the current trend for a flimsy card and a box of choccies. Read on and find out why time is up for the children of the world!
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The Veritable Bazman continues his eerie look at Harry Potters gradual Descent into self loathing.
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Lou Cypher takes the question of who was you first celebrity Crush...and then Proceeds to disturb Star Wars fans everywhere.
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As if we haven't upset the Harry Potter fans enough.....here our very own Bazman takes up the tale.
NOTE CLUELESS - the word PARODY.
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part one of a Tired and boring look at the Family Tree of Summer of George
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In response to a breathtaking piece of news a Bit where the title actually sums up what it's about for a change.
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vicious swine, Irish and an all Round Dastardly Man
a brief yet scarily accurate piece from TDM.
not only is the man a scholar and a genius...he makes money from the Internet...curse him.
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a quiz......because we haven't done one yet.....you have a problem with that?
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ooooo hark at him, getting all sixth form
ahhhhh Ram it.
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An open Letter to the UK's only Telecommunications service which holds a total Monopoly on this Decimated area of the East Coast.
Where no other Internet Service Provider can encroach and we are not allowed to have any other Phone service.
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I'm double posting this...because i can, and i amused myself too much to let it go to waste on a flame board.
Probably best ignored....for those of you who don't know Al Waxman played Ltnt Bert Samuels In Cagney and Lacey...this is my small tribute to the man..and the legend.
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You don't like us.......we don't care.
You are wrong.....We are right
And there is nothing you can do about it
Mwhahahahaha
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The Interior monologue of your waiter.
Do you really want mayonnaise?
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I am stuck on a game....and it shows.
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Another wonderful Guest rant from one of our good friends.
Today It's the Turn of Mr Fouret.
Due to the woeful Inadequacies of Hotmail I have had to jiggle the lay out so I hope it's as you would have liked - let me know if it's not.
and dear reader - follow me as I lead you on a turbulent Journey in to the twisted Mind of A Ram It Regular.
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Oh whoopy do - four whole days off.
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the deranged vomit of various visitors and other vital questions no one wants answers for.
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A black , black day for all those who relish a daily slice of worrying cynicism.
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freshly discovered Bits From the Bible that were rightly cut due to space restrictions.
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This week an open letter to Epson.
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"Marshall , i want a full report on what's going wrong on my desk by this afternoon"
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The JRI Trading Arm revealed.
you have been warned
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pointless , but i didn't have time to do the piece i was hoping to.
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A long pointless road to nowhere.
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Oh Dear ,already Low levels Plummet at JRI
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A list , because it's easier than writing proper material.
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He's Over Weight and thank god over there.
Corfu's geordie Corleone takes a Bow.
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Tough times at Ram It towers call for a new look at what is happening here. Abuse from the BNP and NF has caused one of our founding members and major contributors to cease to have anything to do with the site and we need your help.
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to new visitors and old....
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Just Ram It Health Warning
Please be aware that drinking snakebite can seriously damage your health.
Please be aware of the following JRI Snakebite related warnings:
SNAKEBITE CAUSES HEAD ACHES
SNAKEBITE IS ADDICTIVE
YOUR SNAKEBITE DRINKING CAN HARM OTHERS
Dont say we didnt warn you.
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Pitiful , lonley little people we would like to help , or failing that mock.
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Well, its not all about us here at Just Ram It and to prove that point we bring you 'The Monkey Story'.
A amusing tale about the one man and his love of monkeys.
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Never say we do not care for the more unfortunate members of the internet community, this thread is for you.
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drivel , thats all there is to it.
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I think a robbery may have occurred , not that anyone cares.......
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well well , here we stand.
Proudly neglecting to put on fresh material over a bank Holiday weekend because we were far too drunk.
A timely look back at the progress or total lack of, that we have made in Four months.
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New Laminated floor and a Patio set , very nice but won't stop you from burning in Hell, mwhahahah!
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This Summer , you need a glass , milk , Vodka and Kahlua
Oh and...........
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Some more poorly thought out half finished crap , only this time I am freely admitting it's the contents of the Recycle Bin , instead of getting all high and mighty and pretending it's content.
Normal Service Will Resume Shortly.
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the observant may have noticed that we have been stalled for a few days , the rest will be flicking the lights on and off and giggling at rude words in the dictionary.
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Never underestimate the deviant capacities of the average Computer owner , and Why PC peripherals are the new Dildos
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Article Number 100 , words Flash , Pan and Fuck you, to all those early nay-sayers.
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Well slap my face and call me Barbara that's a turn up for the books.
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What the hell has been going on while i was away? , why i told you kids no parties...
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Shock Horror - Big Four Banks not giving value for money!
You better believe it.
Read this and improve your finances at Just Ram It.
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Some general moaning to make Me and only me feel better , a revised and abridged version of this rubbish appearing on a discussion forum near you right now!
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Using one of boozy Suzy's bracchian seers we have been able to gaze deep into the future and fetch back an exclusive bit from the halcyon days of Just Ram It.
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Want to lift yourself up the evolution ladder?
well your very fortunate , read this and start to improve your witless existence just a little. peasants...
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Justine off Big Brother was fat , lets all stop pussy footing around.
The Guy we thou
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Our friend is feeling "positive about her sadness"
The reason Michael Jackson was rushed
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Peering from this window i can see that the frame is going gradually rotten and i know that it's goi
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From My bedroom window i can see you.
Give me a high powered rifle and some ammunition and
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HA HA
The Ram it admin team have a two week villa holiday in Corfu booked and you
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I was stirred from my usual TV induced catatonia the other day by a potentially thrilling titbit
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1) - Baseball caps - perennial favourite , short hand for "i am wearing a baseball cap you can assum
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