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Hard to avoid realy, got feelings about the people who run our country, let rip with those rants here.


You ARE NOT PARANOID ENOUGH - ID Cards required
 
Obviously during one of our world famous forum debates on all things sophisticated, we took a few seconds out from discussing Heron Fucking for Dark Skies to put ID card sympathisers in their place.

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America - Committed to Peace and World Domination
 
Ok folks, all gather round for the worlds biggest ever game of you sunk my battleship.

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War - Self Harm and Kinky Boots - Political Rambling
 
Happy Birthday, war is over for the third year running and Ruth Kelly is going to save the country with her scabby thighs.

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Government tell Smokers to RAM IT in public.
 
So the Politicians pass the Public smoking ban...i went outside for a Ciggie and a sulk but Cocodamol-Lil bounced into Action to kick off a long drawn out debate.

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Exclusive - Stan Back Legendary War Correspondent is here - Part 1
 
in a breathtaking coup we have not only recruited the "grand-daddy" of war journalists, but feature the first of two seminal extracts from his Memoirs and collected works.

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Council Tax - Paid Yours?
 
Hmm, council tax, it seems they are not just picking on the over sixty's anymore. It's enough paying it once but refuse to pay two lots for somewhere you dont live anymore and you may lose your house.

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Police kill Three More Terror Suspects and an Australian.
 
Nathan Cook is a lying fat bastard who fraudulently claims to be the Brother of Investigative Journalist Roger Cook.
Once in a blue moon, when he needs some fast cash to pay off his Slate at Ladbrokes, he flogs us some poorly written tissue of horseshit he attempts to pass off as a scoop.

He’s been in London this week for JRI.


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New Tragedy Benchmark - Seven Seven
 
dead Brits, propaganda and lies - business as usual or disaster on the Underground?

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The General Election
 
The General Election, are you thinking what we're thinking?

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Korean Armageddon Approaches …..But Bush has the Appetisers to save the West.
 
Absolutely Nothing to worry about....just a normal "Duck and Cover" Drill....please don't panic and pass me the Whitewash.

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Ram It Up your Political Parties
 
balanced, fair and soon to hit the Ram it Airwaves in Style....we bring you all the, probably illegal, political scoops we can find via our new crack team, while the editors hide in a cupboard.

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Iraq and the Cluless Mr Whitehammer - A Piss poor Troll
 
Mac will have a seizure, and people will scratch their heads....a serious tone for a moment.

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Bureaucrats, what do they get paid for?
 
One from the Heart from our Very own Valkyrie.
They can Ram it....she's right.


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Blair - being a Bullshitting Twat Again
 
Poorly researched , agressive snap Judgement.
Don't bother arguing.

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The Trains in Spain...are mainly in flames.
 
Terrorism......but George I thought you had this all sorted?

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US Armed Forces Not full of Cretins.
 
Concerned about international terroroism and the threat of revenge attacks....never fear...these guys are here.

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Burn More Witches - Say Tories
 
In an effort to woo back the electorate the Tory Party have unveiled a raft of hard hitting new policies.
But will it be enough?


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the Hutton Inquiry - a Just Ram It analysis
 
In JRI's humble opinion , what we feel the conclusions from the Hutton Inquiry will reveal in the final Summary, after millions of pounds of taxpayers money have been invested in an official inquiry to apportion blame in the hounding to death of an innocent man.

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See the National Front are Busy
 
hey fellas i think i saw the point over there somewhere

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Lockerbie , 1.7 Billion Worth of Huckster Jive and Political Bullshit.
 
Yet more total rubbish from the government and the law courts and basically everyone who is charged with upholding the infrastructure of the bloody country.

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Anglican Church Rocked to It's Very Foundations - New Bishop , Apparantly not Pervert
 
Hot from the Pen of Nathan Cook! , alleged Brother of Portly Rug wearer Roger Cook - yet another thinly disguised piece of ham fisted satire masquerading as news.

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5 Things That Have Annoyed Me Today - Just to Share the Pain
 
Just some moaning to keep me sane , and I haven't even mentioned that "beep beep , It's the freakin weekend , hot n fresh out the kitchen " record yet.

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Well Don't You Have a DVD player or Something? - The Plight of the 21st Century Thief
 
Continuing our tradition of hard hitting, puerile, investigative journalism we have obtained a draft of a revised bill covering the criminal Justice system the government proposes to punt out in the summer like the lazy hacks they are.

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Step Away from the Ashtray and Get Your Goddam Hands in the Air
 
Yeah Yeah , lets see you get that Cosmetic Surgery when the health service is on it's knees, moron.

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Incandescent rage and vile Hypocrisy...What is it Good for?
 
Some news that frankly took my breath away and made me go purple.

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You will be Telling Us Your Name isn't Slang for Cocksucker Next...
 
oh sweet fancy moses , they have let George Bush out of
his dunce corner again , quick nurse the adult diapers.

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Wispy hair , a False Smile and all the Spin in the World isn't Bringing your Son Back.
 
Right lets explain something , I am a man with anger management issues , I think that's plain to see

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Did You Vote For the BNP ?
 
If You did cast your vote for the British National Party in recent local elections



Co

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The sound and the fury
 
"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas"
--George W. Bush

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Thanks a lot George
 
It is not generally my nature to get annoyed about politics, really not my bag, but i dont think i c

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