Places Rants
Been somewhere recently? Wish you hadnt bothered? Ram IT to them and maybe save someone else the painfull experience.

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Eating out

like pigs eating from a trough you people! Either that or spackers day out down the local, Munki has had to endure you people enough! rants

Announcement - JRI tackles Bird Flu

After many troubled people beg for news, we finally answer your fears regarding Bird Flu and how it's going to kill you. rants

The Lonley Planet Guide - Ram It

Quetzelcoatl, in what could...if it gets off the ground,be a long running JRI feature, sticks a hefty boot into middle class travelling scum on gap years. rants

Hurricanes - Help at hand for backwards Americans

Baz provides some simple solutions to the plight of windswept Yanks, a piece that would have been much more topical had i not lost it initially.....professionalism thy name is George rants

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Carlisle awash with shitty smelling, brackish water, and False Hope.

Back….after several Months sponging a retainer and being noticeably MIA, it’s Nathan Cook, blubbering sack of lying shit who claims to be Roger Cooks Brother and also masquerades as our roving reporter. Here…sample some of his obvious lies…..Bastard. rants

Poncey arsed restaurants, la bombe surpreese

International man of mystery and the dark side of Egon Ronay, our own , Judgemental....Headbutts waiters for fun. rants

Hull - It's been a great year.

Hull - thrilling the nation with a litany of incredible screw ups rants

You Are NOT an American - You are a Cry Baby.

Another Piece that starts badly , detours into Family Fortunes for no good reason and comes to more Moribund annoying conclusions, Business as usual at JRI rants

Hull , Hell , Hand basket

why oh why is my 13 year old grandmother forced to eat live chickens by the BBC and other complaints rants

Two Words England - Air Conditioning

Well It's Hot in case you haven't noticed but as usual we are making a bloody big fuss about it because we are morons. rants

Trains , Insanes and the Ram it Mobile

ell we have already done the Buses at least once , now this is the "Page of the Train" , see the pun there , didsya? Didsya? rants

The Official State of the Nation Address

It's Friday , it's going slow and we are Fresh out of Patience here at Just Ram It , so it's time for a rousing speech to bond the nation. Bad Moods ahoy. rants

As Far Back as i can Remember i Always Wanted to Have a Tidy Border

In a ongoing series of Investigative reports we expose the bloody and nefarious goings on of the Cosa Nostra on the East Coast and how their web of crime has spread to Patio Furniture and Lawn Reseeder. rants

This may Possibly Be Fictional.......

Family Reunited After African Terror Local News - straight from rants

Tulia Drug Busts

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v00/n1470/a08.html "It is in my opinion that a rants

London - we are laughing at you, congestion charge is funny

So they have introduced the congestion charge in London. Excuse me while i laugh until i die. T rants