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Are you a complete shitwit, still obsessed with the Death of Princess Diana and have copies of the Daily Express instead of Wall paper?
Congratulations your time may have arrived.
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Valkyrie returns to a hardy perennial subject...why teenagers in all there forms should be flogged to death on their 13th Birthday.
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Sack...aka Cousin Walter, returns from a Two year lay-off to add his thoughts about the Smug self satisfied cunts that Miss Scarlett lambasted a while ago.
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A Relative Noobie to the Forum, Rosbif, asks some rather delicious questions about whether flogging your nuts off isn't just a waste of time, when you could be a scrounging cunt.
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Think yourself lucky...you could be Bazman...and it's all Tea, Sympathy and Ennui...
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The JRI forums very own Hinge and Bracket provide a unique insight into what we think of your pregnancy and what a pregnant Mother thinks of you - Clue....Not a lot.
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Figure 11 takes a long hard hungover look at his weekend and asks "What happened to my money?"
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Airborne shrieking fucking menace explained and revenged by Bazman, who goes one step further in his quest to be named People person of the year 2006
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Valks explains why having ink injected into your skin is not cutting edge but generally ridiculous.
Also if you are going to do it...here's what not to have unless you want to be laughed at by Children in the street and called "a Mary"
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further tales, soon to be collected between some beer mats, of the boozy life and scrapes of Bazman...a drunken Oirish ponce if ever there was.
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Forum Member John shows a little of his emotional side with this tender moving tribute to his Brothers Wife.
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Miss Scarlett gives her opinions on the Single life while beating back the paws of sweaty admirers in the Forums.
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18 Months after the fact a stupid article kicks off more extended Goth Happy slapping....Huzzah!
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While i don't hold with this foot touching nonsense i can appreciate Valkyries Ire for a Pretentious New Age fuckwit.
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Baz Gives us the Lowdown on the finer points involved in Having a slash.
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Baz....once more..tells us a little more than we need to know about his toilet habits.
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Some crap....about a Taxi or something else i was upto for the general disinterest of passers-by
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Or, "How Bazman learned to stop Drinking after soiling himself".....
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Valkryie allows us to see into the disturbing world of "why Motorola phones are Shit", but with less swearing.
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Some frankly innapropriate revelations regarding the ghosts of Christmas past.
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Jimmy Vespa reverses his "small child sized scooter of spleen", over the much deserving celebrities who have made the foolish error of crossing his path.
Quality work from a relative New Lad.
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see all the fun of the forums as Munki and chums kick seven bells of shit out of whiny inconsiderate breeders.
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Look a talking cunt.
Well it's actually Baz spoofing some utterly over-rated feminist claptrap.
Good Lad.
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Bazman regales us with a vision of his dream woman , the woman he dreams about hiding the corpse of in a motorway strut....not that he's anti-women mind...just some of them.
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Baz delivers another of his "open letters" to the makers of everyones favourite saturated fat laced snack.
Is he mad as hell...or simply mad as a hat.
He claims it's because johnny Foreigner make rubbish crisps.
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Huge disabled shithouse for Pigeons revealed, but it's ok the Model is mostly 'armless...........oooooo I can hear the head mounted typing wands. clacking out angry responses from here.
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Accidents, we all have accidents but some of us have more than others. Check out Fitzburgers observations from the Just Ram It Rants Forum
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Chavs, Neds, Townies, Charvers, the peasant underclass has many names but do you really know what happens in a day in the life of a chav? We captured two fine specimens, fitted them with a genital cuff and asked them to record their days; this is the result.
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A Problem - Just Ram It: Rants Site or Sowing Circle? A hotbed of seething, vitriolic lunatics or sunday afternoon tea party for ladies from the church?
Is life good or are we just going soft in our old age? In a post lifted from the Rants Forum TDM poses that very question.
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Scared of losing that man? Hey, mabye if you got yourself knocked up he would stick around. Or maybe he might just push you down the stairs for being a dumb ass bint. Forum member and victim to this nick.o.teen lets you know how he feels about it.
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Our jobs, crime, litter and dodgy kebabs - blame it on the immigrants? Ms Scarlett does not think so
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Judgemental -aka- Mr Charity lets us know his thoughts and feelings regards the Charity Wristbands we all keep seeing around.
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JRI likes to move with the times but this time the times are wrong. Just ask Jambo.
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Monkey On Toast vs. Just Ram It
You decide - Monkey on Toast cult superhero MajicM issues JRI's resident truculent Irish poet, bazman a slap...then baz slaps right back!
Visit Monkey on Toast at - http://monkeyreloaded.spitthedog.com/
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Virus Writers, Popups, Script Kiddies, and WebWankers all fall under the hammer of a new JRI contributer. Everyone extend a warm welcome to Mr Rescuer!
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Tim Westwood, Po’ White Trash or Righteous Niggra...
Exactly!
Rosso tells us why we DONT need Tim Westwood in our life!
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For what feels like the 759th time since the weekend, I've heard the pope's life story and quite frankly I'm sick of hearing it.
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JRI's very own JamTart suggests a possible course of action for dealing with the King of Nonce Cases - Jonathan King.
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our in-house Doctor, Scandinavian botherer and frequent flyer Kesha gives immigration what-for because he knows...oh yes...he knows...
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Chris Moyles is the biggest host of the UK's biggest breakfast show, its about time he was put right about being shite!
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Abi Titmuss - Famous for what exactly? Let our very own T8yman fill you in on the details!
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The class war has finally breeched the stalwart fortresses of Ram It Towers and two normally diametrically opposed titans of Just Ram It come to a surprising and uneasy truce.
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Brad and Jen see ya, Brian and Kerry ta ta. Bazman puts celebrity weddings under the hammer and threatens Britney with a violent rimming. Read on.
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Some jackass spends an obscene amount of money on a Picture of a silly Bint.....a word in your shell-like if you please.
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bazman, in a desperate bid for notoriety whores himself for your amusement, excoriating, lambasting and villifying the best/worst of celebrity poontang.
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New Man Bazman lays it down. Women, watch out!
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the plight of single mothers, often known as sponging parasites, but i won't judge, illustrated in true longwinded fashion by Our Valks.......moaning old sow she be.
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That's Enough Poncing about fucko's, I got me Shooting Boots back on
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In a strange fit of recklessness, the key to Male Personality and behaviour leaked by one of their own.
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Renowned Doctor and Killer of Frail elderly people , Dr Isambard Recoil, presents his handy cut out and Keep guide to Battering your offspring
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He may be Swiss, though at this moment it's unconfirmed, But Tone Depear is a big Fan of Barmy Armies.......BARMY ARMY......MARMY BARMY
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Boo Fucking Hoo.
Online menace and Parenting Guru Lady Ice, explains exactly why we couldn't care less if we offend.
And why it's your bastard fault if we do.
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More from the Bazman school of how to win firends and Influence people.......hurrah
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Despite the attempts of Nazi admins to keep me off the web....hah....fuck you and Simon Bates
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Hurrah......the Internets highest award and honour returns.
Cock Of The Month......Drum roll please
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Due to irritating laziness i turned back to the trusty use of old fashioned intolerance rather than finish the bits i'm working on.
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our top geezer Majic Mushy gets deservedly stroppy.
probably the fault of hippies i should imagine.
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a windy article designed just so I could use the title Pun, it goes down hill from there.
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Yes We have a Wanker !
Especially for the English Heritage readers.
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Right....votes in and tampered with....time to reveal our weeks champion.
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Oi - Moron, Your chance to shine.
clueless?, inability to see straight?, can't walk and talk at the same time...have we got an opportunity for you.
ASSHAT of the week.!!!
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Part one of a two part look into Goths and why they are stupid.
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Cats...Animals....Idiots and more
Next time it's Goths...Cunts
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More idiots posting on the Internet....sorry normal service will be resumed as soon as possible...in the mean time laugh at these fools.
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It's not often that a comment leads to a full article but due to "gareth's" staggeringly wise remarks...here it is
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I'm a congenital Fucking Moron, in 100 words or less.
A few brief guidelines for the more...."challenged" browser.
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Another guest slot from Monkey on Toast webmaster MajicM.
You punks really dont deserve it!
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I know it's trite and obvious but it simply had to be done.
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After a brief pause, normal service is removed with a balanced look at the Leeds cash Crisis and abuse of pensioners
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Good Lord is that the time.
Well well Rant 200, who would have thought it.
Can't actually believe I waited this long for this subject.
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Oh the Brat next door.
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I did
Hence.
an answer to a question i saw on a forum today.
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Yet More exclusives - well almost.
one Of Our Comment leavers exposed
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Nathan Cook , a fraudulent and pitiful excuse for a Journalist rounds up the "weeks Top Stories". As if .
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Scum.......Subhuman Scum.
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no one is perfect but here are some simple suggestions.
Mainly to make my life easier.
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Oh sweet Fancy Moses they are at it again.
yet more woeful conspiracy theories regarding a dead clothes horse.
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Identification , classification and suggested remedy for a social type.
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In a admirable move of self sacrifice and good will Microsoft are closing all their chat rooms as part of the war against Child Abuse , Huzzah , certainly not a cynical money making exercise disguised as an act of Concern.
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"I'm Ben Elton , I'm a Twat , Goodnight"
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Listen very carefully , take your palm top wireless Communication system , push it into your Anus and shut the fuck up.
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Robbie Jackson , Dean gaffney , what the hell take a shoeing FOC from Just Ram It
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At last my true visage revealed
After many dodgy Photo's and drunken looks in the mirror I now know exactly what I look like.
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Wakefield , Yorkshire. - Nathan Cook making more stuff up , all red faced and sweaty as he missed his deadline. Fat Bastard.
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A while back my esteemed colleague and all round DemiGod put an article on here regarding two Buxom wenches by the names of Katie Price and Jodie Marsh.
Well This sparked some debate amongst the lost souls who visit us here
So to put paid to it all here is the final verdict.
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What was once cutting edge is now so much smegma - and a cockney wanker personified.
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So Jeffery Archer is out of Prison and Cameron has won Big Brother
last one out please drop off the keys at reception.
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Several of the endless reasons we are failing to turn out childish, stodgy, upto the minute contempory satire , and having to flail around in a world of Whale Shit and Morons as usual.
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All of the celebrity industry waits in hushed silence for the results of the most prestigious awards ceremony since the League of Nations Prize Draw raffle for Powdered Egg
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Ditch Brody, doesn’t play by the rules and on a forced sabbatical from the force due to excessive force used in a witness interrogation turns his eye to the menace of teachers.
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At last the incomparable Ditch Brody takes time out from free falling from aircraft and cracking wise to bring us prime slice of vitriol regarding, you , the shopper.
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Some excerpts from a genuine news story that has led to me having to crawl into a darkened room and practice my Primal Scream therapy.
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Total Hypocrisy reigns supreme again as "terrible comedian" gets his stupid face plastered all over the papers.
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Yet another Just Ram it exclusive lifting the lid on the murky world of Flame forums and awful horror movies
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Last night saw the Elton John I'm an Attention Seeker Charity Party with all proceeds going straight to Eltons Ego. At last count Eltons Ego was the biggest yet so this can only be classed a huge success. Oh, and a few quid went to a charity.
Read about our celebrity elite and the beauty of wealth and vanity inside.
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Roll up, roll up, the circus is in town.
Today we have the latest talentless scumbag media whores fighting for their very lives in the Ram It Celebrity Deathmatch Challenge. Lets have a big cheer for Jodie Marsh vs Jordan - aka Katie Price
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Exclusive and possibly forged extracts from the sixth Harry Potter book which covers the plucky young wizard and his chums "difficult teenage years".
Our Source , despite the methadone programme is generally pretty reliable.
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Open your eyes - if they hurt it's because you have never used them before , more frenetic namecalling , also known as treading water until we get round to some proper content.
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Yes it's time to check for the social misfit and general lowlife who have made the grade to be considered for Total Cock of the week (non famous category)
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Mmm , starting to wish I had never started this whole "hello to new links " thing, but politeness ne
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I am no computer geek by any stretch of the imagination but there are something's it did not take me
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I think Ronnie Corbett used to present a quiz show , I forget what it was called but the main idea w
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"get on board , get on board with the Double Decker's"
A brief Word to welcome
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So here at Ramit we are in celebratory mood as we have now managed to whore our way to two reciproca
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Right its quarter to ten and here is a sample list of things that have irritated me enough already t
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So after a bit of mooching around i realised that Mr Smith's statement is not actually his own, but
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One of the major problems about being an office worker, apart from keeping a lid on the co-worker ma
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"if your not living on the edge you are taking up too much space"
Graffiti signed Chris
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It takes me around 45 minutes to get to work in the morning - here is todays sights.
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I hate public transport , there are many reasons why , its unreliable,overpriced,slow and generally
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Why won't people just shut up??
I am inundated with chit chat and small talk in almost ev
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I have Hotmail , mainly because its free but thats another matter.
But like everyone i get Spam
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This country is now officially "awash" with homeless people and beggars.
I have spoken so shall
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Amazingly when I typed the title of this piece into Google it came up with no matches. Needless to s
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Piercings seem to be very popular of late...i enjoy this sentence it makes me sound middle aged, cat
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July Birchill - Apparently someone who once made a claim for yourself on the basis of her working class roots.
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I hate Jamie Oliver , i have many many reasons , and there isn't enough space on the web for me to log them all but heres a few.
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