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Music RantsHas one of the many ugly, useless, child molesting and just downright fucking shite pop tarts around at the moment pissed you off? If not why not? Tell them to ram it here.
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Dear Michael, please go away. yours, bazman
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The new JRI 'I hate...' forum is really coming into its own readers! Rosso offers you 'Oasis'
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Pompous leather bound rock parody
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Poor Paul and Heather McCartney....parting after years of marriage due to "media Pressures".
She's not a gold digger and he's fine about it.....
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A stellar Coup, the leadsinger, Falsetto Voiced stringbean Mincer, Justin, from Rock Lords The Darkness shares an exclusive look at the bands new album.
I say Rock Lords, I'm being polite as he's famous, because this is really Justin out of the Darkness...really...not some maniac schizophrenic Forum poster on drugs...never that
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Emotions run high in New York city, but as always we have crack reporters Cardie and Stan Back, on the scene to distill the mood into bite sized chunks.
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Its happened again folks, Madonna has released a new record and another one of my normally-discerning-suddenly-turned-dipshit friends has spoken the unholy words, ‘I hear the new Madonna album is really good’.
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10 more bands that don’t rock – this idea thieved from JRI’s own Summer of George
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a new biography of the rap icon from the inside!
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Majic M takes a clear and rational look at the latest Charity Shocker while i have flashbacks to the Bowie and Jagger, "dancing in the street video" and weep.
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He's stocky, he's Seth, he's Stocky Seth making his front page debut! And what a fitting topic it is, Yoko Ono, the only worthwhile contribution she has ever made is a son with an amusing face.
Still, let me get of my soap box and please give a warm Just Ram It welcome to Stocky Seth and Yoko Ono - Just Give Up Will You!
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Meatloaf....Queen and Pop Idol shits all get on my goat today.
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A couple of days later than planned - i blame the snow...panicpanicpanic...we are getting snow in winter.
a mighty fine piece from our friend...and YOURS ASSHAT.
Carstairs....The guy is smooth...mighty smooth
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Heyyyyy....Monkey on toast geezer brings you the decaying sound of music.
Good on ya fella
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Cue more squeaks of Outrage from Halfwit teens with dialling wands on their foreheads.
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After a brief , work induced respite JRI returns with this asshat.
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More Poorly thought out , badly spelled , shoddily researched claptrap, as an added bonus it's possibly libellous too.
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ahhhhh , a long lost , slightly dubious genre , that can make your day, and it's too late to finish the Alaistair Campbell Bit
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Sometime in the Distant Future , Melanie Chisholm waits nervously in the ethereal secretary's office of St Peter pulling a paper tissue apart, awaiting her interview
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It's something we all remember , watching Top of the Pops under the gaze of an elder whose derogatory comments about your favourite bands have to be defended.
Well I have now officially reached the stage where I am raising that eyebrow and being condescending.
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Last night saw the Elton John I'm an Attention Seeker Charity Party with all proceeds going straight to Eltons Ego. At last count Eltons Ego was the biggest yet so this can only be classed a huge success. Oh, and a few quid went to a charity.
Read about our celebrity elite and the beauty of wealth and vanity inside.
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"I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
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I wish I could give
All I'm longin' to give
I wish I could live
Like I'm longin
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As i am incapable of purchasing a record made after 1978 it is rare that i ever know what is going o
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Dancing in the moonlight,
four words to strike fear in the heart of any one any where.
I l
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here are ten bands who are so overrated by their mostly male fanbase and the fawning music press.
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