Movie Rants
Did you pay to see Signs or another pointless piece of shit? Give them a great big Ram it here.

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The DaVinci Code

book, movie, way of life, piece of shit, piece of shit, piece of shit rants

The English Film Industry - Stop it now!

Judgemental brings the hammer down on Bridget Jones and the English Film Industry. Gor lav a dak Mayree Puppins! rants

Even Cowboy Movies get The Ghey

Baz saddles up to address his the love that Dare not Speak it's name...Clint Eastwood can't be pleased about this. rants

Harry Potter Seven - Harry Potter and the Half-Caste Ponce

News on the latest Harry Potter book or more fan fiction from a twisted mind? Summer of George brings us the lowdown on what really goes on at Hogwarts, warts and all! rants

Shit Movies, Remakes and Lame Animation

Sick and tired of films made to sell burgers and toys? Seen one to many pointless remake? Read on! rants

Orange - Film Wednesday

Judge Mental brings you the low down on what should have been a good idea. Orange - Film Wednesday gets Judged! rants

Harry Potter Six - Harry Potter and the Department of Social Security

Exclusive and possibly forged extracts from the sixth Harry Potter book which covers the plucky young wizard and his chums "difficult teenage years". Our Source , despite the methadone programme is generally pretty reliable. rants

Star of Interview with a Vampire goes Totally Batshit.

Oh dear Brad is Having a blonde moment. rants

Shit Movie , Still Shit Despite Being On DVD

Cutting edge quality technology can't substitute for talent , shocked Hollywood Moguls discover. rants

Crash, Bang , Ram It , What A Picture - Movie Lies Start Here

Forget your tatty Breakfast shows and glossy magazines , here at Just Ram it is where all the Big Movie Scoops can be found. Here's the latest from Tinsel Town - (editors note , not actually a town made of Tinsel, Moron) rants

Oh God What's that Disgusting Blob on the Beach? - The Return of Demi Moore

Just when you think you have finally seen the back of a celebrity they ruin your life with a comeback - See this is exactly why the Oscars should have a mandatory death penalty award each year. rants

A dizzying Roller Coaster ride through one man's lack of Objectivity , and other Movie Musings

Burning Questions - Is there any Movie Samuel L Jackson won't do?, this is before we consider those disgraceful bank adverts. rants

How to Throw a Successful Dinner Party on Tatooine

We are glad to welcome Aunt Beru - the adopted aunt of first class whiner, Luke Skywalker, to give us a few brief pointers to modern dinner table etiquette. - either that or we are frankly treading water in lieu of writing a proper bit. - the choice is yours. rants

Never Apologise - Never Explain .

Under no circumstances should this be construed to be an apology or a climb down of any kind. H rants

if they move...Kill em

I can never stand these conversations where people start pontificating and generally wanking on abou rants

George Lucas - Episode IV - No Hope

I watched empire last night whilst my girlfriend was out and it really brought home the utter stench rants