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Jade Goody Is an Icon
 
Weeks after he wrote it and even longer since it was relevant, i finally get round to putting up Bazman's lucid winning argument, as to why a Pig faced nobody is in fact an Icon and not someone we should nail to a wall.

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The Problem with Pron
 
Valkyrie turns her attention to the ancient art of Pornography, fat sweaty chaps in socks grunting while pneumatic german Prostitutes guzzle jizz, what's not to like?

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Celebrity Big Brother - So It Begins....
 
Ever one to be swiftly onto a hot topic as he is to get the stout in...here's Baz running the slide rule of this years vacuous attention seekers.

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TV Highlights For May
 
Another cracking month of TV brought to you in brief by Summer of George.

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American Idol
 
American Idol - Donna's Jiggle, Lashanda and Nawanda all come under fire from reality tv fan bazman!

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Why I Am Never Having Sex Again
 
How two Dusty old Porn tapes have succesfully ended any erotic misconceptions i may have been harbouring.

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Al Jazeera Tv Listings
 
Look.......Before you start...i know it's totally wrong and an absolute disgrace...jibber jibber...writing a letter to the Daily Mail....but i just report the facts

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Britains Best Shitcom
 
More from MajicM, currently slaving away like a poor bastard but finding time to put to rights the Sitcom HooHa.
Then i have to interject briefly because i'm a gobby twat

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Sex and The City - DVD Extra's
 
In-house TV Historian Dennis Gavillon with the Bonus features for this crock of shit.


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Your Starter For Ten - Ram it we want Bully.
 
Sod Reality cack and Jordan and co in the Jungle, journey back to the time of the flared slack, sequin and proper Quiz Shows

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Cock of the Month - Kilroy was Here.
 
New year - New Month - New Celebrity being an Asshat.

Yes it's Cock of the month time again, another chance to up our google ranking for the Keyword "cock" to confuse porn surfers.


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Avid Merrion can just Piss Off
 
hahahahahahahahaha - he's pretending to be foreign but actually went to Oxbridge be still my Aching fucking sides.

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BBC exclusively confirm - Kennedy was Shot.
 
Camelot conspiracy exposed by indepth BBC rimjob.

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Anyone remember Bobby Sands?
 
Hunger striking now a lifestyle choice thanks to silly silly man.

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Just Ram It Returns After These Messages.
 
a pool of drool on the settee , Sluggish and Disorientated, you must have been watching the ITV big Movie , "Hello , fucking Moto"


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Saturday Nights Alright for Blighting. - Die, Bushell, Die
 
A few thoughts on the mysterious, yet clearly insane Sunday Mirror TV critic and a prayer for the Lonesome Death of Gary Bushell.

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A Short Note , On a Common Affliction
 
People waste their time making bags of cash for fools like this moron.

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Put your Trousers on Son, Your Nicked - The Mighty Sweeney.
 
I cannot express ,in words, the Genius of The Sweeney , but what the hell I'll give it a try.

It was the most Badass cop show ever made in the UK and marked a golden era in handbrake turns and cheap blended scotch drunk from chipped mugs.

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Not Even Armour Piercing rounds can Save Us Now
 
Uber morons occupied series three while a nation gradually sank into a coma.

Sunita -

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Big Brother Second Series - Please Sarge ... Go on Without Me.
 
In Retrospect how colourful were the idiots in the first series…



SERIES TWO


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Big Brother, Series One - The World is Doomed.
 
The Carnival began and a moderately interesting idea became an national obsession.




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Can't We Just have a Plague of Locusts this Year?
 
NO..NO...NO...NO...NO...NO... , That god damned eye is back to ruin my summer.

Its

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I'm a Celebrity.....Beat My Head In with a Claw Hammer.
 
joy upon joy more garbage on the television.

I have not been watching the Current series

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Nurse...Nurse I'm Having a Hernia
 
Oh this is fucking priceless

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Give me my Licence fee back you Swines
 
I have just about had it with the BBC , every year they swindle more and more money out of people an

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Thanks very much Carlton Television
 
Why are we posting these rants?

they are mainly pointless , and often badly written drive

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