Cardie...cardie...cardtrick , cardy baby.
what more can one say about this chap that hasn't been documented in his intense Psychiatric evaluation.
Not a lot, but much of it is worth repeating.
Striding Purposefully through the darkened streets of the Big Apple...Eyes bulging like Cue balls, constantly on the search for either dropped money or the sniff of a, whiff of a chance to make a pointless and random remark to a total stranger.
That's Cardie...International Bon Vivant and renowned teller of tall tales. Blessed with the ability to make the seemingly irrelevant even more irrelevant an acute observer of human behaviour, unafraid to bring up obscure baseball trivia and statistics at the drop of a hat.
I have been tortured and plagued by this fruit loop, so being the kind of people person I am, I thought i would let him loose on the rest of you....I no longer have to suffer in silence.
So without further a do....a hopefully long running series...not like the other stuff that fizzled out because I was too lazy....oh no...this really is someone else not me under another name....so I give you the wonder, the majesty , the faint sense of bewilderment that is Cardies...."Letters from New York". ---------- Cue Hill street Blues theme.
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Finally i sober enough long enough to dust off this tale of cardies....excuse the delay and the mustard stain....He's wittering on about Houses or something. ... more
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He's back.......Baseball delays allegedly.
i lose my Job, this insane New Yoiker gets headhunted.
Where is God when the crunch comes down .....i ask ya. ... more
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Hiring , Firing, Whiling away hours over strong cocktails,
and taking a homemade Bo staff to a weeping employee....Cardie takes no prisoners, or prescription medication for hives. ... more
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the paranoia, the suspicion , the cheap leather goods , it's all there on the streets of the Big Apple. ... more
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A few drinks, a bit of a laugh and a conversation killing Social Faux Paux....it has to be Cardie. ... more
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Never one to miss a chance to use a sad event as storybait.
New Yorks very own buffoon identifies a creeping social menace ... more
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More random strangeness from our very own New York Oddball. ... more
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A Chance find rapidly spirals into a bizarre little viginette for professional idler, and all round moocher....Cardie ... more
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No, i don't know the Purpose of this story either....but i have a weakness for whimsy, and Gin but thats another matter. ... more
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