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Benny the Ball's Moral Maze

As you are probably aware the majority of Just Ram It is given over to mindless fury ,ludicrous pettiness and impotent rage.

However never let it be said that we are not aware of the complex ever changing real world that is etched in blood on the national Media and newsprint.

From War in Iraq , to Aids in South Africa. The spread of The Sars virus , the rise of the Christian right and the ongoing Pro-life debate.
These and many other issues are the cornerstones of the fabric of the mixed metaphors of our Society.

And it is our duty to address them , many of you are lost and dazed in giddy confusion and pointless turmoil on which way to turn for a balanced view on many of the Moral and ethical conundrums that make up the world today.

In order to bitch slap you idiots back on to the right path we at Ram It have gone out of our way to secure the services of one of the finest philosophical minds available in the world today.

Someone whose clear thinking and staggering intellect is capable of illuminating the most complex issues and cutting a swathe through the myriad difficulties inherent in the world today.

Ladies and Gentleman we are please to announce the launch of Benny The Ball's Moral Maze.

Many of you will know Benny from his many hair brained schemes designed to plague the life of Officer Dibble with the rest of the Top Cat gang.

However you may not be aware that when not running the mean streets of Hoageys alley with Choo Choo and Fancy Fancy he is a sage and wise scholar of international renown and considered to be probably the primary exponent of Existential neo classical theosophy and Preplatonic Ethics.

His ground breaking work, "Libertum Excelsior - a marriage of Jungian Morality issues with Kant's Metaphysical view and how this equates to playing dustbin lids like cymbals" is essential reading for anyone hoping to grasp the nettle of modern philosophy and Back alley Cat busking.

We hope that Mr Balls words of wisdom will be of assistance to you slack jawed buffoons and if there not well what did you expect from a cartoon cat you moron.
Just Ram It.

(Benny the ball appears courtesy of the most tip top Top Cat, who is officially the leader of the gang)

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